The Watch

meron 3 mag kakaibigan.. at cla ay nsa eroplano..

nung cla ay bumabaybay s himpapawid..

naligaw cla bigla..

buti nlng ang kaibigan nla ay meron MAHIWAGANG relo..

ilalabas nya lng ang relo nya.. at malalaman n qng nsan n cla..

nung naligaw cla.. nlabas ng 1 ang kanyang relo at tinapat s my bintana ng eroplano

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nung nkitang nag yeyelo ang kanyang relo..

man 1 : pare nsa north pole n tyo!!

eh bglang nligaw cla ulit..

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nilabas ulit ni man 1 ang kanyang relo..

pag lbas ng kanyang relo.. my langis ang relo nya..

man 1 : pare! nsa saudi tyo!

ng naligaw ulit cla..

nlabas ulit ni man 1 ang kanyang relo..

pag lbas ng kanyang relo.. hinugot n nya ulit ang kanyang kamay..

bglang nwla ang kanyang relo..

man 1 : pare! nsa divisoria n tyo!!

XDDD

korni amp

The Urban Legend 2!

I like mysterious things. Concretely, ghost story, UFO and alien, UMA as Nessie, and Urban Legend.
This is one of my favorite "Urban Legend". I expect that there are similar stories about "Urban Legend" in other countries. Have you heard this story?

"The Fear Baby"

At certain place, the baby was born. But, the baby spoke nothing since giving birth.
At certain day, the baby suddenly spoke.
The baby said "Garndpa". When grandfather heard it, he was glad lots.

Next day, grandfather was dead.

After that, the baby spoke nothing again.

But, At certain day, the baby suddenly spoke again.
The baby said "Garndma". When grandmother heard it, she was also glad lots.

Next day, grandmother was dead.

The parent felt horrible. However, they might believe it was a just accident.
After that, the baby spoke nothing again.

But, at certain day, the baby suddenly spoke again. The baby said "Mam".

Next day, the mother was also dead as well as their.

The father really felt horrible. He thought next was me. He prayed that the baby speak nothing.

But... At certain day, the baby suddenly spoke... The baby said "Dad".

When he heard the word, he was in despair. He thought, "I'll be dead tomorrow".
But, next morning, he was not dead. He shouted with pleasure, "I'm alive!". But,why???

At just time, the funeral of neighbor husband was preparing.

The Urban Legend!

Have you heard this story?

At a certain medical school, there was a class of bacteriology.
It was that students examined their own saliva by microscopes.

When a certain girl student examined her own saliva, she found a big bacteria. She was surprised. Because she had never looked it on texts or illustrated books.
So, she called her professor, and she said "Professor! I might find the new bacteria. Look this!"

The professor looked it trough the scope. Then he said to her.
"Well, you. This is a sperm."

OMFG! XD